floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
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reblog if there is someone you would like to be giving oral sex to right now.

womandroid4001:

womandroid4001:

why do straight boys walk so slow

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milliemylesie:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

noemi0004:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

That smirk like wtf are you talking about

Available now on DVD

The Hunter Games: Catching Fires

Starring Jennifer Lawrence as Atlas Everclear

And Josh Hutcherson as Peter Mallard

Let the odds always be in favour of you

"Hunger Games? Nah, that’s gotta be a typo.  She’s got a bow, it’s got to be Hunter Games.  And who only catches one fire?"

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

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thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

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and-umar:

I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions

like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on

how dare you sexualise female pain

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